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Vlad is a rapist

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 24, 2009, 6:56 AM

Mood: Humor

EDIT: Well apparently some people don't get what appears to be quite obvious humour. Vlad has advised me to write here that this is a JOKE, because of rumours circulating that he goes around raping his models and beating his girlfriends. Which is clearly not true. Vlad, Lou and I spent an immense amount of time laughing about this.

So people, JOKE.

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So last night me and Lou ~whistfilledsmiles stayed at Vlad's ~solitudoaeternus to get up to shoot this morning... and he raped us both. Simultaneously. Don't trust this man! He also beat us afterwards

I have photographic evidence of his sleaziness!

That's Lou up a tree running away from him naked, and Vlad trying to coax her down with donuts.

For everyone else who has worked with Vlad and found themselves in a similar situation, there's a shirt for you:

Please tell everyone you know that Vlad is a rapist

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~whistfilledsmiles Jun 24, 2009, 5:56:49 AM

OH MY GOD...forever scarred....im like all scratched up from his kinky tree sex

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(I dont model, I just pull funny faces while people take pictures)

~Abaddona Jun 24, 2009, 6:11:02 AM

WTF! I saw that in my list of things to read...and to find out it was "humour"...shame on you

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=photograjph Jun 24, 2009, 6:13:43 AM

I don't even know where to begin. It takes a lot to get me to post comments on DA - there's so much shite on this site, I only ever really comment if something is mind blowingly amazing, or so inappropriate I can't let it pass.

You can probably guess where I think this post fits. If anyone ever wrote a journal like this about me, even as a joke, the consequences would be significant and relentless.

Sorry Shauna, not good enough - Minus-

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*clandestine-wishes Jun 24, 2009, 6:26:47 AM

Hahaha the kinky tree RAPE Lou, get your terms straight.

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"We were once together, now I'm simply surrounded."

*clandestine-wishes Jun 24, 2009, 6:28:05 AM

Me, Vlad and Lou were joking about this all day. He told me to write this journal.

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"We were once together, now I'm simply surrounded."

~Venus--In--Furs Jun 24, 2009, 6:31:47 AM

Wow people know how to take something seriously! The funny thing is if only they knew how this all spawned, they'd find it just as funny as the rest of us.
But they dont.
I think the whole entire planet really needs to take a chill pill >.>

~whistfilledsmiles Jun 24, 2009, 6:32:11 AM

HAHA so true

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(I dont model, I just pull funny faces while people take pictures)

*clandestine-wishes Jun 24, 2009, 6:33:19 AM

Hahaha it's a huge inside joke. Me and Lou and Vlad were laughing about it all day. He loves that picture

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"We were once together, now I'm simply surrounded."

~Venus--In--Furs Jun 24, 2009, 6:36:20 AM

I mean I know this could be offensive to some, but I have concluded that '

olitical correctness' has been taken way to far.
If this journal was moking people who had been raped, or applauding rapists, then yus, maybe, no- absolutely people should get up tight.
But Vlad has been wrongly accused of rape- and this is a humurous way of pointing out the obvious; that he never did that and that he never would. It's a light hearted way of counter acting malicious rumours.
Man I could go on for another 20,000 lines...

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