So I'm sick. My doctor thinks its Bronchitis or Pneumonia, which is dandy, although he did send me to get throat and nose swabs done at Gribbles... swine flu anyone? Can I just say, having an asian lady with terrible english who seemed to not know what she was doing use very long cotton buds to stick up your nose and right down the back of your throat and rotate, take out and check there was enough mucus, and then repeat several times is a very unpleasant experience. The throat thing hit my gag reflex, I had to try very hard to keep from regurgitating my piece of half toast that morning all over this lady.

A very tiny part of me kind of wishes it was swine flu so I can brag that I was 'there' and part of the 'revolution' and so I can start making surprise visits to people I don't like, cough repeatedly on them and then leave.

However seeing as this onset of horribleness came after I spent time at the Camberwell Market from about 6 out in the freezing air not sufficiently dressed for warmth, I would say it's probably Bronchitis or Pneumonia. Thank god for panadol, is all I can say. The first night I didn't have it my temperature hit 38.96 and I had the chills all night in a 25-degree room. I missed a picnic of people I had mostly invited which was poo, I was really looking forward to that, but I don't think I could have tolerated the cold weather and I didn't want to spread anything.

I'm hungry now having just eaten a golden kiwifruit for brekkie but I don't have the appetite. If you know me this is really weird, I love the noms. I might have some leftover noodles that I wanted yesterday but mum wouldn't let me have as they're 'hard to digest'. Mum's at work today so I shall take my digestion matters into my own hands.

This is poo. I really wanted to shoot this week/next week too. That rhymed.

Also, what works would you pick of mine for a more 'alternative' audience? It was suggested that my more stylised works be used. Just paste the links in a comment or something. This is like a goth/hippie audience. My work is not very goth or hippie at all, to be honest. Help me out guys!

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