Judging by my 4am wake this morning, I am guessing that I somehow forgot to take my night meds last night. Which is odd because I thought I took it, and clearly my thoughts and actions are not lining up with Mars and Jupiter and the Apocalypse is coming.

Just kidding.

But I did have two insanely trippy dreams last night, which I will now recount. The first of which was a series of crazed disjointed things happening, I vaguely remember me in my dream covered in blood trying to lie face down underneath a bed without a mattress because my back was covered in blood screaming, "If I don't lie face down the blood won't dry!!" and then I was running around somewhere and there were unicorns and then all of a sudden things were calm and my mother was there and she said to me, "You're having a psychotic episode, I think it's something you ate" and then I panicked and they tried to give me a suppository. Hahaha.

The second dream was that I had magical powers that I could control people and what they did, and I could also fly - the twist was that I dreamt that my dream was actually a dream and every now and then I would "wake up" from this dream with a jerk... so I knew magical powers was a dream but I didn't know me waking up and tossing in my sleep was also a dream. How trippy is that? I woke up and I was like... woah that was a mindfuck.

This is why you should take your medicine, kiddies.

All of a sudden I have a million things to do over the next week, and people to see, after my hibernation for the last two weeks. My mind is fraught with the sudden change and I am starting to panic slightly. I'm in one of those moods where I just want to stay at home and re-read the last Harry Potter because I have only read it once and have forgotten what happened in it, and they're showing all the Harry Potter movies on telly, and I want to see the latest movie because I think Rupert Grint is slightly cute. I can't say I ever was a fanatic but I realise I have spent half my life with the Potter books and have decided to make it a generational thing and at least keep myself in the loop. Although I have to admit when I see the letters 'HP' together I do not think of Harry Potter, but those hp points Pokemon used to have.

I also want to see the Dali exhibition - anyone want to come with?? Travelling past the NGV and seeing 'Dali' in red lights is freaking making me excited. In the pants.

I feel hungover - this happens when I don't get enough sleep, my stomach churns and I get a headache - panadol is the viable solution to every problem, I think. Headache? Panadol. Stomach queasiness? Panadol. Erection problems? Panadol will solve your problem!

I am not making sense anymore so I think I will end this journal here.

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